Children always try to prove they're big enough and shouldn't be treated as little children. Little girls wear their mothers' high-heeled shoes and paint their faces with mothers' red lipstick. Little boys play skirmish games.
And create 'Hellsing Ultimate'.
The more there's blood and violence, the more graphic and explicit it is, the better the ranking. Why, of course! It means you're not watching those cartoons for little children, no! Instead you can proudly say you watch serious stuff for grown-ups.
Sexy female characters being groped by monsters is also very adult.
Adding gothic orchestral music must help too.
Right?
Wrong.
Real big boys don't need all that. Big boys don't prove. They enjoy good music (especially blues), good wine (even if it's blood), and look like they are lazily playing a game they can stop whenever they please. Even if it's a fight to death.
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