Showing posts with label Masuda Toshiki. Show all posts
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24 May 2021

IMHO. 'Samurai Flamenco' ~ samumenco

It's just that simple. If you're making fun of a certain genre, you have to make it... fun. If you're trying to introduce a dramatic element, there should be some drama in the story, in characters. If you use every possible cliche to show how lame it looks, make it really absurd. If you're showing how fanservice leads to unnatural developments, make it superfluous. 

Japanese word of the day: 中途半端

'chuutohanpa' - half-hearted.

Don't you hesitate when you make a parody.

Otherwise the result will look just like Gotou's eyes in this scene.



20 April 2021

IMHO. 'Otome Game no Hametsu Flag Shika Nai Akuyaku Reijou ni Tensei Shite Shimatta' ~ I didn't even bother to type this myself

Why did this Japanese term, 'isekai', become so popular among overseas anime fans? I mean they could keep calling the genre simply 'another world'. The genre itself is nothing new, but you wouldn't see many heated discussions mentioning 'isekai' anime series in 90s or 00s. There should be some difference between an anime about 'another world' and an 'isekai'. And unfortunately, the difference is that the new 'worlds' are just plain generic.

However, the most ridiculous thing happens when such an 'isekai' pretends to be serious while having no substance to support the claim. 

Now, 'Otome Game no Hametsu Flag Shika Nai Akuyaku Reijou ni Tensei Shite Shimatta' has all the qualities necessary for us to call it a generic isekai-plus-reverse-harem. Some dozen words in its title. Your usual positive tree-climbing girl who is kind to everyone for the MC. She gathers a harem of admirers around her. All negative events are cleared by her good will. All of this happens in a pseudo-European pseudo-Renaissance/Victorian setting with rose gardens, long skirts and jewellery, white horses topped by princes, like wedding-cakes, and some magic.

So I was positively determined to give this series its well-earned 3 out of 10, pressed 'play', and for some reason... couldn't hate it.

The advantage of 'Hamefura', the unavoidable contraction of the monstrous title, is the fact that it's a parody on itself.

Yes, the heroine has some of the typical qualities of a harem queen, but in everything else - she's not. Not a 'I'm-clumsy-but-I-know-you-love-me-for-this'. And not a trembling leaf at a sight of another bishounen dead ahead. Not a girl who must prove she can while she can't. Not a girl who can't and doesn't.

Yes there's a harem, but it's not entirely a reverse harem, but, surprisingly, a mixed one? Yes, it's a different world, but the heroine gets a good chance to say goodbye to the real one, that scene making me almost cry. Yes, there are bishounens representing the common types of otome-games characters, but... they don't act the parts. In fact, their would-be selves are constantly made fun of, because none of them becomes the generic character he or she was supposed to be. Maria, the original heroine, who was not supposed to have any personality, because visual novels mostly feature faceless characters easy for the player to associate with, Sophia and Mary, some secondary friend-characters, all acquire a real story and a past. The bishounens only turn on their otome-game-capturable-character-mode when Katarina or other characters imagine what could be, but they never speak in the same manner in 'real' life.

And the backgrounds are not digital models but beautiful, almost like traditional Japanese paintings you wouldn't expect to see in a isekai reverse harem.

But the biggest achievement of 'Hamefura' is that they actually did draw a piano performer's hands the way they move in real life.

Yes, it's nothing of a masterpiece, it's just a funny story with bright colours, which in 2021 is almost an achievement.

31 March 2013

'Sensual Tales' ~ at least I did not pay for this

'kannou mukashibanashi' (官能昔話) drama CDs are described - by the narrator himself - as 'slightly adult tales'. yeah, slightly
on one hand, the XXX scenes - even if present - are not described in detail, but only mentioned to have happened, so the tales remain relatively decent
on the other hand, scenes which are supposed to be pretty normal turn into something absolutely indescribable
I have only tried to listen to the 8th volume which is princess-themed and contains 'slightly strange' versions of Swan Lake by Morikawa Toshiyuki, Snow White by Masuda Toshiki, Cinderella by Okamo-san and Thumbelina by all the cast. and here is something to think over
why was the prince from 'Cinderella' so eager to assault the poor girl both times they met as if he drank too much viagra?
why did Snow White's stepmother turn into a handsome young guy instead of an old granny selling apples?
why was not Odette replaced with Odile, but Siegfried replaced with Lotbard - who of course did not hesitate to whisper a few hints into what they will do with Odette?
why was the servant sent to kill Snow White in the forest so 'ambiguous' describing his 'sharp knife' with which he was to 'cut her neck'?
why was Cinderella's godmother Fairy made into a male one?
and the last question - can you imagine the Beetle from 'Thumbelina' in the I'm-sexy-and-I-know-it mode?
the first two were tolerable but the Beetle made me laugh so hard I had to cover my mouth with my hand, hide under the blanket and do my best not to utter any sounds since 'twas 4 in the morning
do you understand? a Beetle uttering phrases like 'relax... you do not need to be that tense... can you feel... my vibrations...' 
from what I get by reading different reviews and opinions, the Japanese word 'eroi' (エロい) has already been established firmly in the vocabulary of otome-games and drama CD lovers
so, we have like... eroi prince, eroi evil magician, and... eroi beetle
>_________<

p. s.
these all tales are nothing in comparison with Inoue Kazuhiko explaining how to wear ear/headphones. at least I did not pay any money for this... I am not particularly happy when the process of plugging earphones into my ears is obviously related to... erm... well... check yourself if you are not afraid

p. p. s.
but you know, the last monologue by Inoue-storyteller was a speech of encouragement. 'whatever may happen in your life, if you believe in yourself, then you will be able to become happy...' he said. if you have nobody else to say something like this, maybe even a slightly adult style will do?

p. p. p. s.
there is only one thing about 'Kannou Mukashibanashi' I have no doubts in - certainly I want to find normal audio dramas with tales. recital is a great thing